wow….yeah I think that would pretty much solve the problem….and if it didnt you have a very dedicated dude on your tail….
Well done lil dude. Someone posted this on a cooking forum. “My nephew wanted to hug every lobster before we put it in the pot. He said ‘thank you for feeding us’ to each one”
wow….not sure what to say about this one….apparently this is based on the true story of a bunch of weigh lifters that go rogue and kidnap a rich guy. I guess the desired effect is, right when the viewer goes “Wtf am I watching…this is insanely bad…” you stop and go “Oh wait! Huzah! This sort of kinda really happened so I will judge it less harshly….well played Michael Bay! Well played!”
*Ironically the last two “what the hell is going on here?” movie trailers I have seen both have The Rock in them….maybe he is like the “Picasso” of modern day cinema….just maybe…..
I wasn’t gonna say nuffin cause I think people need something to believe in…but Im calling super shinanigans on that “Eagle vs Baby” video thats been lighting up the internet today……
Exhibit A:(close up enhanced version of the snatch and grab) “enhance….enhance……would you like to know more?”
watch the super slowmo version, right after the eagle drops the baby it bounces up and down for 2 frames(my two cents, the camera giggle key/composting software keyed in on the camera shake and flubbed the composting a wee bit)
If you have ever seen a large raptor pick up prey(I saw a golden eagle snag a jack rabbit in Spokane once, it looked like a plane crash) birds, even big ones, have extremely light bodies. For the most part if they pick up a large mammal you will see a massive flurry of wing flaps as they try to compensate for taking on more weight than they normally carry. In most cases they crash into the ground and sprawl on their prey)
this video shows the eagle pick up the kid in two wing flaps, either that eagle is doing a massive amount of steroids or that kid is made out of extremely light baby guts)
This is what I think really happened…….I want to believe…..
My deep seething hatred of spiders is a fairly well documented issue….but on the far side of the emotional spectrum is my great love for consuming shellfish(crab, shrimp, lobsters) Today I learned that the Coconut crab is a large crustacean(that basically looks like a giant armored tarantula…the very essence of my nightmares) that lives in the tropics, spends most of its life on land, can crack coconuts with its claws, can get to be 3 feet from claw to claw and eats everything it can get its claws on. Also, when cooked its meat has a sweet coconutty flavor…..
I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE CONSUMED YOU COCONUT CRAB….BEFORE I DIE YOU WILL BE MINE….
if I ever open a restaurant….this will be playing on repeat every day for ever…..now thats some smoooooooooooooooth Metallica
looks like it would be a fun project to put together…even more fun watching peoples brains melt down while they stared at it….fishing line would work quite nicely…..