Wow….good call dude(Siskel/Ebert vs a dude that hated Star Wars)circa 1983

it would amaze me to find out this guy can still work as a film critic...

it would amaze me to find out this guy can still work as a film critic…

Its funny that the phone kept ringing in the back ground during the interview….that was now calling back in time to tell you that you suck John Simon….you suck reeeeeeeeeeeal bad.  Can you imagine being this guy walking into a job interview now?

Interviewee-“Lets see….wow you’ve been working a long time! Wow lookit this!…Let me go over your resume….”
Captain Guess Wrong -“Ves…ah hauft been reviewing unt films for quiet…some…time……I abore dee specual ah-fects and love drauuumaah.”
Interviewee -“Yeah I can see that! I think your going to do great here!  Lets see….oh wait…oh my god…’re….you’re that guy…..holy shit…you’re the guy that though Star Wars was going to be a bomb….”
CGW – “Well you see….unt film did fail on a cinemateek level…..ah find that the characters…”
Interviewee – “Seriously you son of a bitch…I have a gun in my desk drawer…leave now…this is you’re last warning”

Ok maybe it wouldn’t go like that, but man…talk about you’re all time bad calls….that guy must grit his teeth to powder every time he’s in line at the gas station and he sees a “Special Edition Starwars” Snickers or something with the brand name on it.

“Unt dauuuuumn you Staaaar wuuurz….yout have ruined me!”


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