man these games are getting so realistic…..

1-30-2013 12-24-22 PM

Ive been seeing gifs and images of this game pop up all over the place….but this highly humorous review by a viking named Robbaz on youtube just showed me I need to try it out for myself.  Robbaz(or Dr. Rob as he goes by in the ER) does a fine job of breaking down the many functions of the game and various modes of game play….ok…well he doesnt really do any of that….but he did succeed in making me laugh until my vision blurred and almost peed my pants……

(a fairly large concentration of NSFW langauge in this one on the part of Dr. Bob so if you dont like the swearzies or peeing your pants dont watch this one)

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Wow…when world colide (Kings Landing ala Minecraft)

Some merry band of extremely productive Minecrafters created the entire city of Kings Landing using Minecraft…..

that @#$@#$ is bananas…bee aye en aye en aye ess……

(for those who are not familiar with Minecraft, its a pretty bitchin lil game where you run around punching trees and building stuff out of blocks.  So its not like photoshop where you could paint these images in several hours, each brick of every building had to be placed “by hand”  this is pretty much like someone taking several football stadiums full of legos and building San Fransisco)

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one more tiny soldier in the inevitable robot apocalypse army….

on tiny wheels of steel...the harbinger of doom approaches....

on tiny wheels of steel…the harbinger of doom approaches….

Well…its that time of the week again when I freak out about some robot I saw on youtube…..I’m telling you, its not starvation or natural disaster thats gonna get us…its the robots man….the robots…..

I dont speak Japanese but Im pretty sure this guy just said "hey Im wicked crazy smart and my robo bike baby is gonna end your world"

I dont speak Japanese but Im pretty sure this guy just said “hey Im wicked crazy smart and my robo bike baby is gonna end your world”

Im on to you crazy scientist guy! Those are pedestrian-ka-bobs!

Im on to you crazy scientist guy! Those are pedestrian-ka-bobs!

Ok ok, I know what your thinking.  “But Dave…there is no evidence that these robots would be hostile towards humans!  You’re just jumping the gun and assuming they would hates us!  Why would they have any reason to wish harm on us!?”

well….exhibit A:

Notice anything missing?(besides emotions and a moral compass)

Notice anything missing?(besides emotions and a moral compass)

thats right…no bike seat….I dont know about you…but if I was forced to monkey around in front of huge crowds on a bike with no seat…well I would wish great hatred on my maker….

Sure…hes not to scary looking now….but just wait til they are 20 feet tall with glowing eyes, chainsaw wheels, and laugh like that clown from IT….then youll say “Oh snap…we should have listened to F’n Dave and smashed that lil robotic bike bastard with a croquet mallet when we had a chance….”