Ive been seeing gifs and images of this game pop up all over the place….but this highly humorous review by a viking named Robbaz on youtube just showed me I need to try it out for myself. Robbaz(or Dr. Rob as he goes by in the ER) does a fine job of breaking down the many functions of the game and various modes of game play….ok…well he doesnt really do any of that….but he did succeed in making me laugh until my vision blurred and almost peed my pants……
(a fairly large concentration of NSFW langauge in this one on the part of Dr. Bob so if you dont like the swearzies or peeing your pants dont watch this one)
but a highly amusing pie chart as well……..
..thats why you cant afford to miss….you miss with your first shot you use your hands…that is the law….(one time I killed a wolf spider with a credit card cause it crawled into a space that I couldnt get my fingers into….diced that sucker to twitchy bits….)
Some merry band of extremely productive Minecrafters created the entire city of Kings Landing using Minecraft…..
that @#$@#$ is bananas…bee aye en aye en aye ess……
(for those who are not familiar with Minecraft, its a pretty bitchin lil game where you run around punching trees and building stuff out of blocks. So its not like photoshop where you could paint these images in several hours, each brick of every building had to be placed “by hand” this is pretty much like someone taking several football stadiums full of legos and building San Fransisco)
It really does not surprise me that this originates in Asia(a land well know for upping the ante)
an all white puzzle with very tiny pieces…..basically a recipe for insanity…..
the text says “many hours of promised no happy time for you!”
I remember having this exact copy book in grade school when they made us read it….I’m glad the decided to pass on “rotund” hobbits and “nightmare inducing hell Smeagol”
on tiny wheels of steel…the harbinger of doom approaches….
Well…its that time of the week again when I freak out about some robot I saw on youtube…..I’m telling you, its not starvation or natural disaster thats gonna get us…its the robots man….the robots…..
I dont speak Japanese but Im pretty sure this guy just said “hey Im wicked crazy smart and my robo bike baby is gonna end your world”
Im on to you crazy scientist guy! Those are pedestrian-ka-bobs!
Ok ok, I know what your thinking. “But Dave…there is no evidence that these robots would be hostile towards humans! You’re just jumping the gun and assuming they would hates us! Why would they have any reason to wish harm on us!?”
Notice anything missing?(besides emotions and a moral compass)
thats right…no bike seat….I dont know about you…but if I was forced to monkey around in front of huge crowds on a bike with no seat…well I would wish great hatred on my maker….
Sure…hes not to scary looking now….but just wait til they are 20 feet tall with glowing eyes, chainsaw wheels, and laugh like that clown from IT….then youll say “Oh snap…we should have listened to F’n Dave and smashed that lil robotic bike bastard with a croquet mallet when we had a chance….”
that has to be terrifying…one day your just walking along, debating on getting tuna on rye or maybe soup and salad and the next thing you know your whole world is a mine field made of jagged glass projectiles…..
Man…lil guy can’t make up his mind on if its his lucky day or the end of the world…..(although bad move on moms part…asking him “you’re not gonna cry right?” is pretty much a 100% guarantee hes gonna cry)
*volume warming on this one….lil tykes got some lungs on him