true dat….true dat…..

that may be the most poignantly truthful thing Ive seen on the internet in a long long time……

“oh what? The name of your sister’s kid’s baseball team?…totally slipped my mind…”

*silently in the back of my mind “I hope they loose every @#$@#$ game and you find out you were adopted and shes not even your real sister….”

3t6e22

UP UP ROLL THE WINDOW UP!

been awhile since i posted a “omg i hate that so much” spider pic….This dude saw this monstrosity running across his windshield and rolled the window just in time……

*If i lived where these were found…I would keep a rolled up newspaper in the car at all time…or a bat…..

"I almost had you.......almost......had you......."

“I almost had you…….almost……had you…….”