Driver “my preeeeeeecious……”
PITIFUL HUMAN! REMOVE YOUSELF FROM MY PRESENSE! I FLY THE SKIES ALONE!
I would name him Mr Chompers and we would have grand adventures
“excuse me is anyone sitting heeeeeeroooooup never mind I’ll stand…”
Wow… Apparently kangaroos are proficient at kick boxing AND jiu-jitsu……. Not good…
*never watching winnie the pooh the same way again “Roo could have beat the #@$?#$ out of all of you at any time… He just played it cool in the back of the pouch like some kind of stone cold ninja assassin”
Rock bottom…. This book, a copy of the notebook on dvd and a Costco sized box of wine…..
Wow….. Someone’s about to have a real bad time…. I hope you brought the safer tooth tiger spray….
*ps your guard dog sucks… Real bad….
Gdang… That’s a real motorcycle from back in the day “for when you want to drift along like a cloud yet wreck the living bejesus out of anything you hit like a bulldozer…”