bingo!

yeah…I would say its safe to say that would drastically cut down crime…..

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oh….oh wow…..

*thanks internet….you are a strange strange place….

that being said…if I ever had a kid and I asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said “a steak…a big bloody steak” Id probably break down crying and then go buy him a gun…regardless of his age…”you’ve earned this, now go pick out a cake and shoot it”
pony birthday

artsy AND dark!? Double score! Film noir-esk super hero portraits

Gaze in wonder at the dark and moody world of super heros(as artist Marko Manev has envisioned them.  A very cool take on saving the world….I feel like the Wolverine one should be hanging out in a dark smokey coffee bar…a biscotti skewered on one of his claws….rasping out beat poetry “hey man….ive got metal bones man…coo coo ka snikity snikt maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan”

more info on the artist
http://www.behance.net/markomanev

Captain America

Captain America

Thor

Thor

Ironman

Ironman

The Hulk

The Hulk

Wolverine

Wolverine

Spiderman

Spiderman

The Silver Surfer

The Silver Surfer

Dr. Manhattan

Dr. Manhattan

Superman

Superman

Batman

Batman

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!…hey waitaminute…..

Somebody has been running around doing some pretty dang good composite/retouches of various actresses filling in for their usually male counterparts…..if this were to actually happen…well…you wouldn’t hear me complaining…..well wait…we haven’t seen the female version of the Hulk….Rosanne?

yeah thats right...Annie from Community....

yeah thats right…Annie from Community….

I had no idea who this was so I IMDBed her and to my shame found out she was in both Zombie Land and Pineapple Express...two of my favies....shame on you Fn Dave SHAAAAAAAME

I had no idea who this was so I IMDBed her and to my shame found out she was in both Zombie Land and Pineapple Express…two of my favies….shame on you Fn Dave SHAAAAAAAME

and last but not least....Sandra "Theres a bomb on my career...its gonna blow if I go above 50" Bullock....I actually really like her as an actress...I just wish she'd get some better roles....

and Sandra “Theres a bomb on my career…its gonna blow if I go above 50” Bullock….I actually really like her as an actress…I just wish she’d get some better roles….

 

man...who ever this guy is...hes friggin good...he really knocked this "Rosanne as the Hulk" out of the waterrrr...ok it was me....I lied....but you get the gist of it....

man…who ever this guy is…hes friggin good…he really knocked this “Rosanne as the Hulk” out of the waterrrr…ok it was me….I lied….but you get the gist of it….