gone but not forgotten!!!!

howdy howdy everyboooooooooody…sorry for being A.W.O.L for most of the last month.  I started up a new job and have had zero time for my shinanigans…..

BUT THAT STOPS NOW!!!!

Im back in action and will be attempting to give you some chuckles on a daily basis.

 

Thanks for the comments, inquiries and sticking around, I wont let you down!

F’n Dave

Beyonce’s publicist is demanding this picture be removed from the internet……

lookin migh-t-fine!

lookin migh-t-fine!

So this picture was published earlier today and Beyonce’s publicist is going ape @$@#$ bananas trying to pull it off the internet…..
Sorry to break it to you…but thats not how the internet works….not surprisingly this “do it cause I told ya to!” mentality has lit a fire under the ass of the interweb and well…..

now this is happening……

9VTYHQ2

this made me laugh till I started choking....I dont know why...but it did....

this made me laugh till I started choking….I dont know why…but it did….

captions galore...3 new ones pop up every 5 minutes....

captions galore…3 new ones pop up every 5 minutes….

 

potential casting possibility for The Avengers 2

potential casting possibility for The Avengers 2

even good old boromir is getting in on the action....

even good old boromir is getting in on the action….

So moral of the story is….dont tell the internet what to do…we dont like you….your “rules” dont matter…..

to quote Ike Clanton from Tombstone
“law dont go around here lawdog”

 

things to think about this weekend…(and by things I mean bacon)

The week comes to a close and important things must be pondered….what to do, what to accomplish, who to talk to what to wear…and what to eat…and that answer should always be bacon….

it was recently brought to my attention that Mickey Dees claims that you can add bacon to anything on their menu.....ANYTHING

it was recently brought to my attention that Mickey Dees claims that you can add bacon to anything on their menu…..ANYTHING

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also…bacon goes well with alcohol…and weekends go well with alcohol..win win situation…

speaking of which...this is some what relevant...now how to make this a reality...for that is a reality I would treasure greatly....

speaking of which…this is some what relevant…now how to make this a reality…for that is a reality I would treasure greatly….

but…we have strayed…back to bacon…and the potential of making a sort of bacon cupcake….for that is the stuff of legend….

but...we have strayed...back to bacon...and the potential of making a sort of bacon cupcake....for that is the stuff of legend....