Nice try Mr chompa chomp!

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F U Gator….. My spider sense is tingling and it tells me you’re full of people parts and lies….

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Chompasarus

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Daaaaaang dude found this in the pond in his back yard…. I would have attempted to befriend it with gifts of ham and then put a saddle on it….

Is that tuna kid free?

Damn….Flipper got tired of waiting for her to throw out the fish and took matters into his own hands…flippers….teeth…..

Kid got wicked lucky she didn’t end up with a pirate hook for a hand at the end of the day…..although c’mon now brainiac…in the future try not to dangle the food next to your body while the swimming teeth waits hungrily mere inches away from you.(although she did redeem herself by wearing a Tom and Jerry t-shirt…fashion props to you young lady, thats my favorite tv show of all time.)  I can’t believe they theme park thought this would be a good idea…”Ok…lets see…pretty much the only part that can hurt you is the teeth…sooooooo…lets focus the activity around the mouth of the dolphin….hmmmmmm….and google says they may get a bit territorial around food….SMASHING! Lets have the children place their hands as close as humanly possible to their teeth…while holding food…what could possibly go wrong!?”

Man….I could never have kids, I’d be all “yeah…I don’t care what the other kids are doing…get the @#$@# away from that big toothy bastard….one bite and I’m gonna be ebaying off all your toys tomorrow….lets ask if they have some kind of canon you can load with fish and shoot at them…Im ok with that…..”

(click the pic for the video clip….wordpress wont let me embed liveleak videos….for shame….for shame….)

"Its like he's hugging me with his mouth!...can we go home now?"

“Its like he’s hugging me with his mouth!…can we go home now?”