well hello there lil fella! do you wanna come live in mah tummy! oh you sure do!
(yes…I talk to my food like its a small child…for I will never love a small child as much as I love food)
thats where you’re wrong teach….the ocean is full of sharks and pokey things….cake mix is only full of delicious…..
SEE YA LATER PANTS WITH OUT ELASTIC WAIST BANDS! WHO NEEDS YA!?
bacon meatloaf mashed potato muffins…for those following along at home….
I had no idea that mixers could be so bad ass….
Well done lil dude. Someone posted this on a cooking forum. “My nephew wanted to hug every lobster before we put it in the pot. He said ‘thank you for feeding us’ to each one”
my love for the taste of your flesh out weighs my will power to let you go….