One ticket please….

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No annoying kids talking loud… No 80 dollar candy….

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This oozes class…..

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I’ve never owned a pair of crocs but if they made limited edition Friday the 13th ones with the lil red triangles… And blood… And light sensors that played the theme music from Friday the 13th when you walked in the dark…. You’d have to cut them off my feet with a machete….

Man…I’m jazzed for this movie……

One part this...one part that...all parts awesome....

One part this…one part that…all parts awesome….

 

This movie is basically equal parts Robot Jox mixed with Cloverfield(minus shakey cam), lovingly concocted by Guiellermo Del Toro(Pan’s Labyrinth/Hellboy) and a dash of Idris Elba(man…this dude is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors….he fights aliens/norse gods/mercinaries/monsters…flawless line delivery…can reproduce pretty much any accent on the planet)  Giant robots beating the bejesus out of giant monsters….take my money….

TAKE IT!!!!

should be in every theater….

armed with knock out gas and tazers…it is my personal belief there should be a special circle of hell for people that won’t shut the hell up in the cinema….it fills me with rage…..

GO TEAM MOVIE NINJAS!

“MMMMMMMMFT! *SNAP SNAP!*….and then….the sweet sound of a silent audience…well done theater ninja…well done….