exactly why I carry a spare can of gas and a road flare in my car at all times…just in case….
mother of Zeus….my two biggest nemeses in the same place….break out the napalm and pray to your makers….
its almost like you can read his mind….”soooooooo thats what happens if you knock over a candle…..I think Im in big trouble……yeah theyre not gonna be happy when they get home….”
that has to be terrifying…one day your just walking along, debating on getting tuna on rye or maybe soup and salad and the next thing you know your whole world is a mine field made of jagged glass projectiles…..
Some dude was moving into an apartment and found this jammed behind the dryer….
dont even bother unpacking…just get in the car and go call up the landlord “yeah its cool…keep the deposit…I’ll be down at the church bathing in holy water….”
is it just me or does it feel like this was filmed by a helicopter/hovercraft?