nothing will be safe…not even your sammich…

sweet….so in like 10 years not only will the robots be able to run faster than me as well as kick my butt in about 40 different ways….now they can steal my sub sammich?!   ENOUGH IS ENOUGH SCIENCE PEOPLE HAVENT YOU EVER SEEN TERMINATOR!?

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zap zap chomp chomp!

“hello, robotic alligator emporium?  I will take two, make sure to put on extra lasers” said Dave directly following a period of time where no sales men rang his door bell ever again
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set eyes on your future robotic overlords…..

1-10-2013 11-02-33 AM

 

Wow..nice job on the ultra realistic facial expressions and…and uh…the chrome hair….that really nailed the realism…..

I was watching this clip and all I could hear in my head was Arnie saying “LIVING TISSUE OVAH A METAL ENDO SKELETON……LEEQUID METAL HAIR….CAN CONFOOURM TO ANY SHAPE….MOHAWK….POMPAH-DOUR…..YOU NAME EET…..”

*at this point I don’t even care anymore…science dudes…just give them gatling gun hands and eyes that shoot lava…just let them kill me fast….I dont want to live in a world dominated by Gerber Baby techno gods…..