look out below

yeah…how bout nooooooooooo thank you….if I wanna feel cold and extreme ill throw on my flip flops and walk down to 711 or a slurpee….that looks like about as much “not fun” as you can physically have…although he may have just set a new land speed record for getting down a mountain

holy friggin cow….

yeah...thats a friggin dinosaur....or possibly a dragon....

yeah…thats a friggin dinosaur….or possibly a dragon….

 

Wow…if I lived here I would be the stinkiest dude in town….

“Yeah…Im not getting near ANY bodies of water….bathtub…nope….shower….nope…faucet….nope…..one of those big bitches could be hiding anywhere…..not worth the risk…”